WTF IS THIS???

by **gumbii** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:04 am

well... i went to jail a couple of times for atempt in murder... im' actually a two striker...

i have actually stabbed and shot at people... i have a horrible record...

by **a1k8t31524** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:28 pm

i was on my roof once shooting piedgeons with a bb gun and someone thought it was a sniper rifle, and called the cops next thing i know i had a shotgun being shoved in my forehead and a glock in my ear

by **gumbii** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:16 pm

ha... owned...

by **Snowboss4492** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:37 pm

i shot myself with a paint ball gun ...........does that count?????? lol - -i guess ill just have to be happy with my boreing, don't know what the back seat of a patrol car or the inside of a jail house looks like life .........ho-hum

hahahahahaha

oh wait - - i do have quiet the extensive colection of speeding tickets - - -3 over 100mph ....comon thats gotts be good for something........lol

Boss

by **zambize** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:56 pm

Someone stole my car once and I chased them down, in my PJ's, shoved a Colt Commander .38 Super up against his head and told him to get out of my car. He did.

Z

by **Peterkarig3210** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:30 am

Wow Z. You're the sh*t!

by **gumbii** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:04 am

holy what the fayt Z...!!! jadfsjksd;alfjsadjfaslk;dfjaksldf;jasd...

that's freaken awesome...

anyways... the last fight i got into the gangster pulled a screw driver out on me wile he was on top... so i stabbed him in the arm and stabed him in the face... my entire blade went inside his cheek... i took out the other knife out with my left hand and held it to his eye... i told him to drop the screwdriver and he did... as i got up i could feel the serrated blade shredding up his cheek with every movement...

i pulled out the blade and walked away with a bruised elbow and knee...

he on the other hand limped away with two broken ribs, three broken fingers, a swolen eye, busted both lips, a missing tooth, a bleeding ear, a wound on his tricept, and a huge hole thru his cheek...

oh... and i think i broke a nail that day... it was three weeks ago... talk about good times...

by **Peterkarig3210** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:03 am

OK. You win G.

by **gumbii** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:15 am

lol... i didn't try to win anythey... you guys are telling "scar" stories... so i told one of mine... i should tell you about when the dude stepped on my shoes...

by **Snowboss4492** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:30 am

ok . . i got scars....but not from a fight - - -i got attacked by a great dane when i was 11 and almost lost my right forarm...........62 staples, 175 stiches and alot of grafting later and i have full use of it ............thank god , wipin left handed sucks, lol - - i can "flex" my forarm and it gets all deformed because the muscle on top and bottom were severed and one end ended up in my hand and the other up into my bisep...they had to pull em back down like a window shade and staple em together ....it was a pretty bad time

bad thing was it was one of my uncles dogs ...not even a strange one
BOSS

WTF IS THIS???

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WTF IS THIS???

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