i like man musk...

It is kind of hot. The GF completely shaved when she was stripping. She was HOT, and a bit shy too. She quit because she didn't like lap dances, just swinging around the pole.

I'm glad she got that out of her system because stripping is basically cheating IMO. She'll be on probabtion for at least another year, and if she stays to the straight and narrow I may take her and her kids back, as in, living together again.

I wish I had taken pics of her in her stripper shoes at the clubs. She got quite a rush out of that.

there was a 85yo man at the bar at my reasturant today talking about how he was hung like a bull, and drinking rootbeer vodka

Mine is so big I need a special leather strap to secure it next to my leg. It gets pinched behind my leg when I sit down if I don't use it. Most women are afraid of it so thank god my GF is such a freak.

It's so big I need 2 hands to j**k off.

It's so big I can deep throat myself.

It's so big my mom needed a cesarian because it kept getting stuck on the way out.

It's so big male horses are ashamed, and the females always "present" for me when I'm in the field.

Check out the movie "Vanilla Gorilla" at your local adult vid store. That's me busting those b*tches!

They call me "bottle c**k".

Heheheheheehehe!!!

It's gone down to the lowest level ever! OK. What can we do to bring this thread up into the cerebral again?